[IBL] Press conference/4th Round

[Danny Woosley]

OK all, settle down.  Listen California reporters from Oaksterdam, Either let me talk or I'll though you out of our house!!!!! Then if i'm in the mood I'll listen to your accusations that I'm sure was started by Alex.

First of all, Sky is looking to trade up one or all of the #6 and #5 picks to the fourth round in this years draft.  Players available to go along with the pick is BAL Gonzalez, TEX Ross or even Milone.  Outrage comes from the ODM reports.  That is it, one ODM assistant report is removed from audience by Rodriguez the enforcer.  Anyone else want to leave, glaring at the California base reports, as ARod comes in with bloody hands.  Ty alex.

As for the unfounded and unprovable accusations from Oaksterdam reports.  Did we still ODM 2nd round draft pick list?  Did we sabotage ODM draft and undermine their possible accusation of CHN Alcantara?  The first answer is no, we did not look at ODM draft list!!!!  The rest of the answers are YES!!!.  Our sources said that ODM wanted Alcantara and had inquired about him becoming a bomber.  All we did is offer him more money, a safe place to live and Tax free income for life as well as relistate tax freedom.  We also offered good water to drink, and less traffic and headaches as he would surely get if he became a bomber.  Oh yeah, and a 4.5 million dollar house on a pisten lake.

Mr. Alcantara has agreed to the terms of the contract and pledge to haunt ODM for as long as he can.


ODM reporter, you telling me you stole him right from under Mr. Campbell's nose?  Are you saying you out paid the california based team?  

Hell yes I did and I proud of it.  ODM and SKY are in a war and all is fair in love and war just like the beating we gave them last year in week 16 where we scored 32 runs in 3 games against them including a 13-7 beat down and the 12-3 beat down in week 8.  IN week 24 we used rookie pitching against them, so they did sweep the last series but we were not worried with that lowly team by then, we were working with the youth instead.

Are you saying you though the last three games against ODM.  No NO, we never through games.  We just did not want to hurt ODM ego going into the playoffs, the Egos were already hurt with week 8 and 16 series.  If he would have lost the series in week 24, the team would have emploided with shame, we are saving that embracement for this year.  To bad we are not in the same division.

GM Woosley answers other questions and calls it a night.


 		 	   		  
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