[IBL] 2020 cards

[Doug Palmer]

All,

I remember when seeing the new cards was like Christmas in March.  The
anticipation and excitement to see the cards because they were going to be
good (or so you hoped).  Then I looked at the Crabs.  Christmas in March
along the lines of "ugly, UGLY sweater from that Aunt who you figured never
quite liked you".  Ugly as in "what do you mean you got my 5 year old a
drum set?" kinda ugly.  Ugly as in "Roseanne Barr in a thong" ugly.

I mean.....this team is just plain UGLY.

Corona virus keeping the patrons away?  No.  This TEAM is the definition of
social distancing.  This team is SO bad, Jon Garland is refusing to return
for his bobble-head giveaway.  In order to give them away, instead of one
per person, we're giving away a CASE per person.  In fact, you won't be
allowed to leave the stadium until you take your case of Jon Garland
Bobble-heads.  People are using Sand Crab tickets in lieu of toilet paper
(they're cheaper).  On Stub Hub, fans (and I use the plural there loosely)
are offering their services if you TAKE their Sand Crab tickets.  The local
prison has decided to pipe in Sand Crab games to the inmates and the ACLU
have come in to file charges that showing Sand Crab baseball is akin to
cruel and inhumane punishment.

You get the idea.

I give you, our "Ace" of the staff:
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The only saving grace there is that he's going to get injured!

2020 motto: Sand Crab Baseball.....it's gonna be a LONG season folks.

Doug/BAL

On Sat, Mar 14, 2020 at 1:55 PM Sean Sweda <sweda at ibl.org> wrote:

> I've uploaded the initial version of the cards.  Everything should be
> complete, please verify and report any errors/omissions.  I do not
> recommend printing/cutting until after the Commissioner declares the
> cards
> final.
>
> I'm going to move on to updating the charts so if you know of anything
> that
> needs to be corrected or clarified please let me know ASAP.
>
>
> https://www.ibl.org/~sweda/iblgame/download/
>
>
>
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